WHO WOULD HAVE EVER FIGURED HEALY FOR THIS ONE?

Truly astonishing?

Canton Mayor William J. Healy, II hosting an ethics seminar?

What is this world coming to anyway?

The Stark County Political Report (SCPR/The Report) applauds Hizzoner for coming up with this one. If this little ditty doesn't divert attention from the ethics problems that some Cantonians/Stark Countians think the mayor has, then nothing will.

First he proposes ethics reform to Canton City Council. Now he's out to make all of Stark County government more ethical.

Wow!

Who is next?

The Strickland administration, the Ohio General Assembly?

After that?

On to the feds?

And the list of topics at this seminar are exactly what any good "ethics" doctor would order for her patients. Take a look to the left. Isn't it an impressive list?

So the SCPR hopes that it is SRO (Standing Room Only) for this seminar which is to be held at the Edward "Peel" Coleman Community Center, 1400 Sherrick Road SE, Canton on September 9th from 9:00 to 11:00 a.m.

Now this is only a rumor, but the SCPR has heard that each and every attendee will be getting his/her very own "free" bottle of ethics pills with unlimited "free" refills as long as the official is a public official.

The irony of this simply leaves yours truly "speechless!"

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!!

According to the 1964 Walt Disney film [Mary Poppins], [SUPERCALIFRAGILLISTICXPLALIDOCIOUS] is defined as "what you say when you don't know what to say". (from Wikipedia - emphasis added).